Part 359: Kellam B

*Pant* O-okay, I think I did it...

Hello, Cordelia. Are you practicing your stealth moves again?

Kellam, there you are! Listen, I think I've got the hang of this now. I just circled the whole camp without being spotted by anyone!

Really? Oh, well done! That must have been hard.

But here's the thing: I made a count of everyone, and I never found you.

That's because I was on guard duty patrolling the camp's perimeter.

What?! B-but I was sneaking AROUND the perimeter! I didn't see you anywhere! Are you sure you weren't taking a nap in one of the tents? I won't tell.

No, I was on the perimeter. I even saw you when you hid behind that raspberry bush.

Wait. You SAW me circling the camp? Then I didn't... Then I wasn't... Oh, blast it all!

Aw, don't be glum. It's hard to be stealthy when you stand out as much as you do.

You think I stand out?

Well, I mean, you're just so pretty, and you have that long hair, and-

That's it. I'm getting a haircut.

Oh, no! Please don't do that!

I'm just joking, Kellam. Don't worry. But... thanks for the compliment.

Oh, um... You're welcome.